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Live football matches should be televised after the 9pm watershed because the sport's "violence, foul language, cheating and defiance of authority" is setting children a bad example, a headteachers' leader will warn today. Martin Ward, the deputy general secretary of the Secondary Heads Association, will tell the union's annual conference in Brighton that the bad behaviour of sporting heroes is undermining attempts to clamp down on unruly youngsters in schools

'Live' Football is shown when it happens!